DAILY FUNNY

Subject: Heil to skeletons !! Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:53 pm

FLASH GAME !

Life of a skeleton is not always as fantastic ya may think (even if ya think it might be horrible !!!)

Ya met the skels sometimes on the marvelous world of puzzle pirate :

They usually tell ya :

"Ye seem like a decent fellow. I hate to kill ye!"
or

"There's something you should know. I am not left handed"
(yes !!! they have stolen those words from Princess Bride)

The black ship

The frey

(a place where ya can loose the ugly blue boots ya don't know wot to do with !)
etc...

BUT !!!...

Wot do those boney guyz do in RL ???

Here is the answer of this question :

When they are not on the game, they are trying to guard their home : THE UNHOLLY ISLAND !!

So meet the captain skell and his crew of bones !

and play (from the other side fer this one!)

And loose (please loose... otherwise...)!

Welcome to Unholly Island :

http://www.kongregate.com/games/twizlcom/unholy-island

Subject: My kingdom fer a joke Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:45 pm

Joke

Rikko goes to the Inn, on the corner a guy is playing harpshicord
Rikko goes to the bar (he is thirsty)
The guy come from the hapshicord ...

"Wot dya order" says the guy
"Rum... finest" answered Rikko

The guy serves Rikko then goes back playing his harpshicord...

Rikko is about to taste the rum when sudenly a Monkey jumps on the bar, plundges his balls on Rikko's rum, then runs and disappears behind the bar !!!

Rikko is obviously furious !
He shouts : "Dya know the lil monkey that plundges his balls in rum ???"

And the guy answers : "nope mate... but if ya sing me the chorus... I can try !!"
lol!

Subject: Good One Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:00 pm

I am still laughing ROFL bounce

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:57 pm

FLASH GAME !!!

Aye... but not a stupid shoot'em up!!!.... Well ok... i also love shoot'em up !!!

It is a ADVENTURE GAME !!!

If sometimes ya are too much too nice, just play this game and remember that PIRATES ARE TRUE BASTARDS !!!

Yes, it's sad... but tis true !!!

Enjoy the lil games on the PIRATES AND TREASURES

(Here is yer character... scary isn't it ?)

http://www.addictinggames.com/piratesandtreasure.html
Enjoy !!!

Subject: New way to play piracy Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:42 pm

Print and Take away !

Aye... sometimes ya would like to play and announce yer psychotique addiction to piracy, but ya doin't have PC at hand !!!

Ya might be in a bus, or at school... or wotever (it's yer life eventually !)

Thanks to Rikko, he found some lil funny game ya will just have to print and take away !!!

Now wherever ya are, ya can show yer piratey behavior !!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!

Previews :

Download the originals PDF there :

http://funschool.kaboose.com/time-warp/pirates/games/arcade.html

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:27 am

Jokes

Here are some short jokes about pirates !!! enjoy !!!

Q: What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night ?
A: Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls!

Q: What is a pirate's favorite snack ?
A: Marrrrrrshmallows!

Q: Who's a pirate's favorite guitar player ?
A: CARRRlos Santana

Q: What do pirates and gangsta have in common ?
A: They both say "Yo Ho"!

Q: What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on ?
A: The outside!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping ?
A: Pep-ARR-oni!

Q: Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?Pirate
A: 1: Eye-patchy!

AND JUST BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE THIS ONE :

A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.

Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:34 am

GAT MILK ?

With the increase of price of the dubs, buying ship grows expensive !!!

BUT RIKKO FOUND A SOLUTION !!!

Make yer ship yerself !!!

DAILY FUNNY - Page 2 160x160_milkcartonpirate

Here is the solution to make yer ships without spending dubs and dubs !!!

http://funschool.kaboose.com/time-warp/pirates/crafts/milk-carton-pirate-ship.html

Subject: kewlies Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:37 pm

Runs to make her very own Pirate ship, all in pink of course!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:59 am

MORE PAPERTOYS

Sunshine is gone, rain is falling over Paris...

I have to find some indoors activities...

As last time I told ya how to make yer ship, ya are wondering how to have a crew !!!

Of course ya first need a captain... and Rikko is ready to do the job !!!

Ya can download your own Rikko there (from rikko's french Blog ):

http://rikko.blog4ever.com/blog/lirarticle-188393-1056470.html
(those who can't understand french talk : click on the picture with the blue border to download yer DIY Rikko. Ya can print on paper but for a more solid (tough) pirate, you'd rather print on "photo paper" !)

And if ya want a cute crew with beautifull girls, here is an adresse where ya can find your own lil pirates, don't hesitate to clone some !!!

Nice girl to buid yerself :

http://www.artskills.net/archives/164

Ya can also add some funny characters from games :

http://www.harlancore.com/myvirtualmemory/?cat=24

ANd... if ya wana fight skellies... Here it is !

http://papercraft-world.blogspot.com/2007/05/papercraft-skeleton.html

Enjoy and don't sniff the glue !

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:20 pm

JOKE

Rikko goes to the Inn (aye... once more) ... and as he is supposed to go after that to a wedding, he his dressed with the finest violet/white suit ever...

At the next table another pirate is seated (a lil drunk) and he is wearing colors (a lot) that don't matches, a red pant with yellow patches, a black orange shirt and a purple hat with a aqua feather !... (so vulgar !)

The pirate says... "wot ?"

"Nope... nothing... "answered Rikko

"Wot are ya staring at mate ?" said the pirate

"I just find that yer suit is strange... that's all !" answered Rikko

"Ya bloddy bilge rat, ya look like a scum... ya think yer bertter than me with yer nice suit ??? Ya never do excentric thingz ?"

"Well... In fact... "answered Rikko

"Wot ! ya piece of shit... tell me ! Tell me !!!"

" Well in matter of excentric thingz I once fucked a Parrot !!! And I'm wondering if you could be my son !"

lol!

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:24 pm

Oh my!

That one made me giggle out loud. Thanks!

I mean, Chuckle silently -- men don't giggle, I'm told.

Deadlysilent
Officer, Silent But Deadly
Member, Bring On The Giggles

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:17 am

Seasonal Jokes

Rikko walked into a bar (I know I know... again !) to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a white rebbit tap dancing on it.

Rikko was so impressed that he offered to buy the white rabbit from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of 150,000 poes for the white rabbit and the pot.

Three days later Rikko runs back to the bar in anger, "Yer rabbit is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole flag audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the rabbit former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

Rikko, slightly drunk, walked into a Inn and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, kissed her pinching her booty. She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologised and explained, "I'm totally sorry Ma'am. I thought you were me Jojos. You look exactly like her. Same hair... same suit !!!"

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

Things that are difficult fer Rikko to say when he is drunk...

a) Scurvy Reef
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say ...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say ...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more fine rum for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Dya know my wife Miss ?
e) Nope thanks but Cursed Islands are not me goblet of rum ?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest lpr? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as Jojos might wait me with her finet cleaver.

A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.

Rikko walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?"

The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, mate."

And so, Rikko retrieves his "french/piratey english Harraps'" from his shwashbuckler's vest pocket and looks up the word 'Panda.'

"What's it say?" asks the bartender.

Rikko replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and leaves."

Subject: Re: DAILY FUNNY Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:01 am

Joke

Why do we should say to girlz they are Bitches ???

BITCH also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!

Ya see !

Subject: poor animals ! Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:28 pm

TIPS & HINTS

Of course ya are like me wondering about the attitude ya should have if you would have to face a Mountain Lion !

Nope ???

Well yer not precautionous !!!

No need to thanks me but I found fer you the ultimate solution, ya will not be eaten (or note whole!)