Corrupt a Wish!

In an attempt to liven up the forum, and because everyone loves a forum game, here we go!

Corrupt a Wish!
Rules: Every poster corrupts the wish of the person above them in a believable fashion, then wishes something for themselves. Any poster who does not respond to the above poster or does not leave a wish should be ignored for the purposes of the game.

Example first three posts:

1: I wish for a Unicorn

2: Your unicorn arrives, beautiful, one-horned, and completely dead.
I wish to govern Admiral Island

3: OOO creates a new island named Admiral II and allows you to govern it. Sadly no league points lead to or from the island.
I wish for a lot of money

And the game continues . Have fun!

I wish for a new home!

You get a lot of money but IRS knocks on your door and take it all and you still owe $10.00.


I wish for a peaceful piratie life.

You are granted tons of gold! However, it's still waiting to be foraged -- get to work!

I wish I had a kitten.

You are granted a Kitten.... But what you have to worry about is, he was from a large family of 12 and they all move in with you.....

I wish I was a baby !!!!!

Green...
You are granted your 200 war frigs when you whisk to an island with a magical shipyard. Instead of ordering 2, the order instantly increases to 200 for the price of 2 !

Unfortunately, each is infested with Cursed Isle termites, which cause your fleet to dust randomly, and at the worst possible times!

I wish I was in Cyprus.

A bot is sent to the island to stock your shops for free however it finds that your stalls are full and cannot give them to so he gives them to your worst rivals and they prosper to un imaginable levels.


I want to get 500 free dubs every month

Upon your finding that your ticket is only available for febuary 30th you throw a wild tantrum start a riot.Obama then announces that the days are out of wack and febuary will be increased to 30 days for the current year only. On febuary 30th you go to the airport with your ticket and show your ID. However security comes and arrests you cause you started a riot. Febuary 30th passes with you behind bars.


I wish for A high speed internet connection that actually works.

Ya get it, but only in RL... he becomes mad and ruin all yer furnitures, before escaping across the wall runing away with the door as necklace !!!

I wish I found a dhow named Plaice !

Jobbing for a blockade you find a dhow with plaice in its name. You hop on it and start to negotiate with the royals of the other flag meanwhile the dhow goes into the kade. 2 moves in it is sunk by 2 WF's. Found but not kept

I wish for only a 4 day work week every week of the year!

Because of a hole in the time a few days of the week did disappeared !!! There's now only 4 days a week .... Everyone is a work one !


I wish I could find a Grand frigate called "Plaice " !!!

Your wish is granted and you find a Grand Frigate called "Plaice" but the OM's say there is a mistake and it cannot be named that anymore and change the name to the Smelly Tuna.


I wish for a sleeping turtle!!!!

You awake to find you are a sleeping turtle. Only you are on the menu of a Polynesian restaurant that serves turtle soup!

I wish I could time travel!

you are granted a cool time machine. You get inside and activate it. You listen to all the awesome noises it makes. You get out to find that your body as aged as much as you have traveled into the future. You also find that the day you traveled to is the day of your death.







I WISH TO GAIN AND KEEP 3 OBEDIENT UNTEMPERMENTAL NESTALGIC SEA HORSES DURING MY NEXT SMH RUN

Wish granted: three perfectly calm and nostalgic (?) sea horses appear in your chests on your next SMH run. Sadly, so does everyone else, not only on SMHs but on pillages and CIs as well. Even flotillas are TH'ing up chests with sea horses. The OMs decide to let it stay, but the value of sea horses plummets and the noble Eparchos becomes so worthless it's known only as "The Greenie Parrot"

I wish my ex would stop calling me.

Yer wish is granted and yer ex stops calling you, But, now yer ex is driving by and stalking you everywhere you go

I wish for Ults in all my stats !!!!!!