Corrupt a Wish!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:54 pm

The djinn hear ya and yer now ULTRABLE on every puzzle and nothing can change that (even a new wish) even the greenies throw stones at ya when they look at yer stats !!!

I wish I had a wish !!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:47 pm

Rodeb gives you a free wish but i stole it

I wish for nothing

Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-02-05 Age : 38

Your wish is granted. You are turned into dust and are considered nothing!

I wish for a puppy!

Subject: a puppy Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:01 pm

Your wish is granted and wow what a puppy he looks normal but the vet tells you he will grow up to be as big as an elephant and has to be kept indoors because of a skin condition.

I wish for Peace on Earth. I love you

Admin Posts : 10 Join date : 2009-01-29 Age : 37

The nuclear holocaust of 2012 grants your wish. Nobody cares about fighting anymore now that the only places left populated are so heavily irradiated even drinking the water runs the risk of carrying you to an early grave.

I wish Deb would get her internet back on!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:23 pm

Your Wish is Granted and Rodeb appears out of nowhere, but gets loaded down with tells she has no time to do anything else!

I wish for no more disconnections from the Internet!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:37 pm

Your wish is granted, you disconnect from the internet , But, you come right back automatically with twice as many tells!!

I wish for a stress free life!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:10 am

You are granted a stress free life, but find that in order to obtain it...you are stranded on a deserted island.

With no chocolate... Rolling Eyes

LOL

DOH...I forgot to wish. Thanks Jojos!
Too sleepy to wish I reckon. Sleep

Subject: Zulieka !!!!!!!!!!!! Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:11 am

No Fair Zulie ya forgot to wish, you can edit it...... confused

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:52 am

****sniff sniff***** (Wipes away the tears) Fine, I wish for chocoloate on my deserted island!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:32 pm

>YER wish is granted By the >Great Giggeling Gog Of Chocolate (ancient mythology from South Guatemala)...
He changes yer lil island in chocolate ...
Now ya have the choice... but if ya eat the island... ya gona dive !!!

I Wish I have a flintlock handpistol to shorten SF ! lol!

Subject: Pistol? Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:16 pm

You have your flintlock pistol, but can not find any balls (shot) small enough to fit the barrel..... Twisted Evil

I wish the flu was only 8 hours long........ pale

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:17 am

Jojos....

Your wish is granted and the flu only lasts 8 hours...if you took either Tamiflu or Flumedene within the first 12 to 48 hours....(haha obviously within the first 2 hours). But the medicine cost 80$ and you only had PoE!

I wish for chocolate pie.
geek

Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-02-05 Age : 38

your wish is granted. A pirate named greenforlife takes a chocolate pie and plants it right in ye face!! affraid

I wish all my ships were automatically stocked for free!

Subject: Granted Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:01 am

Your wish is granted and you find your ships stocked for free each time you get on one but................ All these ships have become cursed and every where you take one it sinks loosing your ship and stock till you are down to one lonely sloop.....

I wish I could sing more beautifully then and Angel in Heaven......

Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-02-05 Age : 38

your wish is granted... you can sing more beautifully then any angel in heaven....but a lot of good that will do ya.... cause now you are judged to go to hell!!! Evil or Very Mad

I wish to be king of BRING ON THE GIGGLES!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:21 am

You overthrough Rodeb through corruption making you king of BOTG. However, the flaggies hate the monarchy and you are soon assasinated.

i wish for stuff

Subject: Stuufs Granted Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:59 pm

You go to your home and find a wall to wall carpet of bedrolls (all old and have become a fixture that can't be moved), you open up your booty and find 100 of each, foils (all new), broken crates (all old), and hemp stacks (all old and cured).

I wish our whole flag could be online at the same time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:02 pm

Jojos wrote:: You go to your home and find a wall to wall carpet of bedrolls (all old and have become a fixture that can't be moved), you open up your booty and find 100 of each, foils (all new), broken crates (all old), and hemp stacks (all old and cured).

I wish our whole flag could be online at the same time.

we're all on but ur character dies so cant appreciate it.

i wish for more uncoorruptable wishes

Admin Posts : 10 Join date : 2009-01-29 Age : 37

tamkerr wrote:: i wish for more uncoorruptable wishes

The Corrupt a Wish Genie comes does and smites you for wishing such an impossible and clearly evil thing.

I wish for every flaggy to come to my WF pillage on Wednesday, 2pm :-)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:15 pm

the same genie just laughs at the silly proposal.

i wish for a huge sausage

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:20 pm

Tamkerr,

The German merchants from Opal Ocean pirat

bring you a bratwurst the size of a WF. It sits rotting in your garden which causes all the kraken in the ocean to congregate at the port nearest your shack. Zombies also are attracted to the area and wait outside your door, trying to EaT yOUr BrAInS! affraid

I wish for more snow days.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:38 pm

Your wish is granted you have a snow day but it is so bad you cant do anything with it, you are locked inside!

I wish weekends were never ending!

Subject: TGIF Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:45 am

Your Wish has been granted....But with it always being a weekend, no one is working to generate an economy and everyone is broke and this causes a depression. Need I go on????

I want a glass which no matter how much I drink from it, it is always full of my favorite beverage.....

Posts : 7 Join date : 2009-02-06 Age : 64 Location : Cyprus

[i]Jojos.... Your wish for a never empty glass, and it actually works well! When you wish for beer, it is full of ice cold beer! When you ask for whiskey, it always has ice cubes in it. The problem is that it never empties and you get totally blotto! So much so, your liver has waved a white flag of surrender but your brain is too sloshed to notice!

I wish I married my Zulie!